Glad its not just me, will try to actually let go of the running commentary next time.

mine went from full on nervous to just mildly alert over time. not gone completely, more like it settled into feeling normal-but-aware

it's just the watched pot thing. looking at it more often doesnt make it go quicker.

Staring at a clock waiting for something to happen is its own kind of bad time. that's most of it.

Ok that's a relief, mine has basically lived in the fridge since i got it.

Same at a place I didn't know well. way more on edge than i thought id be.

just noticed one of them has quietly started calling it a "collectors jar". not food then. genius

country of origin: mountains, probably

tastes like honey that went to a very strict boarding school

my favourite is the about us family photo thats obviously stock. three generations of beekeepers who, per reverse image search, also sell office furni...

little green box, no number behind it. sure. very convincing

you came from the place where everything GLOWED and CHANGED MY LIFE so yeah, this'll feel like a cold shower lol

"my honey got confiscated" becoming "ITS BANNED WORLDWIDE" is such a forum classic lol