just noticed one of them has quietly started calling it a "collectors jar". not food then. genius

country of origin: mountains, probably

tastes like honey that went to a very strict boarding school

my favourite is the about us family photo thats obviously stock. three generations of beekeepers who, per reverse image search, also sell office furni...

little green box, no number behind it. sure. very convincing

you came from the place where everything GLOWED and CHANGED MY LIFE so yeah, this'll feel like a cold shower lol

"my honey got confiscated" becoming "ITS BANNED WORLDWIDE" is such a forum classic lol

Can we pin a 'don't store it in your car' PSA?

@Sam the venn diagram of "trust me bro" and "has read a single CoA" is two circles not touching

love how its always a smiley after the impossible promise too lol. ":)" doing a lot of heavy lifting there. real info has friction in it, the too-smoo...

the thumbnails are always some guy with his eyes rolling back. cant imagine why people then turn up expecting that

me three weeks ago, fully eulogising my jar over what turned out to be normal honey behaviour 😭

wild that "have water nearby and a day off" is the secret sauce but here we are lol. solid thread tho, saving it

"dont expect a number" should just be the forum tagline 😅

every retelling adds one more dramatic detail. give it another decade and the honey will have personally written the battle plan