Tess
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Joined: Feb 7, 2026
Last seen: Oct 23, 2026
Topics: 6 / Replies: 55
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RE: How Long Does Mad Honey Last? Shelf Life vs 'Best By' Myths

Can we pin a 'don't store it in your car' PSA?

3 months ago
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RE: short version: why we don't answer 'how much'

@Sam the venn diagram of "trust me bro" and "has read a single CoA" is two circles not touching

3 months ago
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RE: "free worldwide shipping" isnt free + the customs hand-wave

love how its always a smiley after the impossible promise too lol. ":)" doing a lot of heavy lifting there. real info has friction in it, the too-smoo...

3 months ago
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RE: the 'basically a legal high' framing is doing real damage

the thumbnails are always some guy with his eyes rolling back. cant imagine why people then turn up expecting that

3 months ago
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RE: what my jar did over ~6 months (aging vs whats actually off)

me three weeks ago, fully eulogising my jar over what turned out to be normal honey behaviour 😭

4 months ago
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RE: set and setting for a first time — the boring stuff that actually matters

wild that "have water nearby and a day off" is the secret sauce but here we are lol. solid thread tho, saving it

4 months ago
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RE: new here? what this place is good for (and what it's not)

"dont expect a number" should just be the forum tagline 😅

4 months ago
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RE: the xenophon / ancient greece story — whats actually real

every retelling adds one more dramatic detail. give it another decade and the honey will have personally written the battle plan

4 months ago
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RE: why does this keep getting shelved next to mushroom gummies

the venn diagram these articles draw is just one circle labelled "weird stuff for the algorithm" 😅

4 months ago
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RE: the good fakes around now arent the obvious ones

the photos with the sunset filter cranked so the jar glows like lava. thats a slider not a potency reading lol

4 months ago
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RE: Mad Honey Taste Test: Why Some Jars Taste 'Herbal' or 'Sharp'

I'll take 'sharp' over 'mystical forbidden potion' any day.

4 months ago
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RE: Mad Honey Shipping in Summer: Does Heat Change Quality?

Finally, a thread that feels like food and not a dare.

5 months ago
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RE: Mad Honey in Ancient Greece: Real History or Internet Myth?

'Ancient Greek secret forbidden honey' is exactly the kind of line that makes me hate the internet.

5 months ago
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RE: Mad Honey Harvest Ethics: Should Buyers Demand Proof of Fair Pay?

And if their site is all mountain pics and zero details, it's basically a red flag.

5 months ago
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