love how its always a smiley after the impossible promise too lol. ":)" doing a lot of heavy lifting there. real info has friction in it, the too-smooth pitch is the warning

ok so im not being paranoid wanting them to just say "depends on your country" instead of promising the moon. good, noted

@Jake nah thats the green flag, not paranoia. "heres what to expect, it varies, heres the honest bit" beats "free + frictionless + everywhere" every time